Thursday, March 31, 2011

Getting Uptown Update's -- AHEM! -- "Shitler" Out of My System

Maybe I'd just better try and get this "Shitler" thing out of my system altogether. And the only way to do that is to expose Uptown Update's usage of the term in toto (at least as far as I can find).

Here are the "Shitler" posts I've been able to find so far. And if you wonder why I go on about this, it is because I know Helen. She takes it and keeps on ticking, but is not a watch... she's a human being. And she deserves to be apologized to. So here are all of the comments [bolding in them is mine]:


Nickname unavailable said...

Can you be mailed a ticket if an officer is never at the scene? Maybe if you piss off a Shitler you can!
September 29, 2008 2:56 PM


Trey said...

Shitler credibility=zilch.


Anonymous said...

"who wants to rally with me against fat women next weekend?"

Hey now! Fat women need loving too. Just not by me.

I love the fake posts about selling. Leaving a 3 bedroom for a 1 bedroom elsewhere? Yeah ok, not even if Cracky McCrakerton had the condo next door. I love how Shitler people think it goes Downtown, Lincoln Park, Uptown, Wisconson.

Keep it up and I am going to pee on your hemp plants.

-Uptown Dad

[James posted on this thread only two hours and a few posts after the above. Warning, it is a very mean thread also abusing overweight folks... because of course poor people are also overweight?]


themooshisloose said...

My car was broken into two weeks ago (marine drive). I think it was cased for a while before being broken in to because the job of removing the stereo system was really clean. No wires were cut (like other break ins I experienced in the past) and the equioment removal was super clean.

No one gives a crap anymore. No one is doing anytng to clean things up around here. There is a ton of talk, but no action.

Sorry kids, but I have taken steps to leave Illinois completely. Im excited to live near a real beach without having to wade through trash and gangs to get to it.

I won't have to walk down the street and have to figure out who is wearing what color, and if I need to think about ducking stray bullets in my neighborhood, and I wont have to deal with Helen Shitler or Mayor Douchebag Daley's poor decisions and corrupt bullshit.

I feel sorry for those who have to stay (unless Michael Carroll gets elected as alderman). I am lucky enough to live wherever I want, and the North side of Chicago no longer appeals to me.

So until I leave, I will keep posting sarcastic remarks and share the photos I take, but hopefully it won't be long until Im outta here!



themooshisloose said...

I'm loving some IP for making me laugh so hard this morning. A two hooker night!

Dear SHITler,
I still have my eyes on you. I will have my eyes on you 'till the day you run out of here with your tail between your legs yipping like the low down dirty dog that you are.

....and anyone even thinking about voting in Nowotny needs to get a psych eval. STAT!

Where's the party at to celebrate the Shitler announcement? Wooot!


yo said...

Where's the party at to celebrate the Shitler announcement? Wooot!

Options (feel free to add):

Driftwood <- my preference
the Spot
Nick's on Wilson/Uptown

This news certainly deserves on toast.

#7 [late addition]


PLEASE tell me when the next rally will take place. I NEED to know!

Dearest Shitler,

We didn't have this technology in 1987 when you were first elected. You can't hide from us now. We can organize easier and communicate faster than ever before. This should scare you out of your Birkenstocks.

I'm doing my part by telling everyone I know about your carelessness. Guess what? People get it and they can't wait to exercise their right to vote you out.

Power to the people who care. Power to the people who want a safe neighborhood. Power to the people who want their money handled correctly. POWER TO US! THE VOTER!

Down with you, Shitler. You will not be missed. Ever.themooshisloose

Sigh... And there you have it. Just some of the winsome charm of Uptown Update, the blog where anonymous people say incredibly nasty things about their neighbors. Not much more to say... but of course I'll find something.

1 comment:

FGFM said...

"yo," of course, who apparently lives in your precinct and is followed on Twitter by both Cappleman and Richard Thale, has repeatedly referred to Shiller as a "bitch."